A Meme, mimsy.

1. The phone rings. Who will it be?
Arif. Just to tell me he loves me. *background goes 'awwww..'*

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
I don't use the cart; I usually try to juggle as many things as I can in my hand near my breasts or if it starts falling off, use the basket. Exercise, of course. I'm very particular in how my biceps can contribute in every possible way. I'm serious. *_*

3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Talker. I try to live in the lines of 'Don't talk when you can nod' though, so that's a start isn't it? Realisation.

4. Do you take compliments well?
If it's with a close friend I'll be all, 'Tell me something I don't know' while batting my eyelashes; and if it's not, it's the same.

5. Do you play Sudoku?
Oh yes, I'm quite good at it actually. Addictive, those stuff. *background goes 'NERD!*

6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
No. Even after spending a bit of my life leading tracks in the forest, No. Not alone. Maybe with Gary.

7. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
Yes, tons. I refuse to go to formal camps now that I've grown up.

8. What was your favourite game as a kid?
Move the furniture around the house and create your own castle!

9. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he was married, would you?
If he was Batista then YES! YES BABY OH, YES!

10. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I have. It went well till his mother butt in. We know what religion he is now don't we.

11. Use three words to describe yourself.
Oh plz. Seeing V's answer made me haughty to this question.


12. Do any songs make you cry?
Aaaah.... Wait, Avenged Sevenfold's most sappy song. 'Dear God'. When Arif was with another girl and he sent me that song. Hahaha. Jiwang habis. Man, those were the days.

13. Are you continuing your education?
I'd be replying this gaily if the university's location is in the Bahamas. Or even Sarawak lah wei.

14. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
No but I can do a pretty neat side kick, an impressive kick on the groin and my cuspids are decent enough for a good old classic bite.

15. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
Yes, often actually. I still wish those were around. Damn one ringgit paper notes.

16. How often do you read books?
More textbooks in uni, but I make an effort to borrow 2 fictions at a time at least. That's the maximum. For fiction. *rolls eyes*

17. What is your favourite children's book?
Timpetill from Manfred Michael. Roald Dahl comes next. I can't describe Timpetill. Find it and read it. Just read it.

18. What colour are your eyes?
Dark brown. Black. V's right, it doesn't matter in this part of the world. You should probably ask how hairy I am or something. You'd get a longer answer.

19. How tall are you?
A forgivable 5.0something feet. Because my boyfriend is big and tall and muscular. And I like my man big.

20. Where is your dream house located?
Would you believe it, Malacca? It's historical and touristy. And filled with beautiful things like dresses and handmade goodies. I'm shuddering thinking about it already. I can't wait. You're welcome anytime dear bloggers.

21. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grab?
Nothing. I'll panic and just run out. Screw materialism! Oh, my sister maybe.

22. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
Where?

23. Where was the furthest place you travelled today?
PPSG. Pusat Pengajian Sains Pergigian. I have the best dentals I tell you. Doctors were amazed by my teeth. Never been scaled before, hardly rinse my mouth with mouth-wash or floss my teeth. Yet they did a thorough check-up on EVERY tooth and gum. Jeez. I've never been prouder in my life. *chest puffing out*

24. Do you like mustard?
With chilli sauce in 1901 beef hotdog. *stomach rumbles* Dang Kelantan. WHY no hotdogs?!

25. Do you look like your mom or dad?
Dad mostly. I have my mom's attitude.

26. Can you do the splits?
Used to. Now I have like, 6 more inches more to go before my crotch hits the bottom. Ugh.
How crude Hannah.

27. What movie do you want to see right now?
'This Is It'. Actually I crave to see ANY movie right now. There's not even a single cinema here.

28. What did you do for New Year's?
Boy V, what a coincidence. Stayed over at Grandma's (too), ate ice-cream or ayam masak merah (either) and watch Singaporeans try to act like they're having the time of their lives in the New Year's Eve party on national tv. And then I went to sleep.

29. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes I do.

30. What's the last letter of your middle name?
Middle name? Those things don't exist when you're of a Malay descent. Oh I suppose H would suffice.

31. What do you wear to sleep?
Whoa. Explicit content.

32. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Lively. I like lively people. I can't stand extremists.

33. Did you eat a cookie today?
Oreos. They complete me breakfast respite today.

34. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Shaize. What?

35. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
I don't download music. No seriously. I don't. That's just ghastly. *tut tut*

36. What do you and your parents fight about?
Oh where do I start? But we're pretty balance out actually cuz my father says 'sucks' and 'bullshit' and my mother barbie-talks to us sometimes.

37. Are you a gullible person?
Oh man, this is actually embarassing. I'm actually bully material. Nuff said. V will be my protector from all evil beings who try to take my innocence away. *runs to corner and cries*

Happy Birthday V!

You must know that I am doing this on behalf of V's birthday. Because I assume this would be what she expects from me most. (I will ignore the fact that she actually REQUESTED it)

Well actually I gave the idea. Much less messy than posting Nasi Kerabu to Klang.

So Happy Birthday my dear girl. 19! Wowee. It's not much different from 20 really, I mean you aren't even the rebellious type so that's no fun. *hides snort* But then again you're awesome darling, that goes without saying. As far as pigs can fly (no, I'm kidding), you're the best internet buddy EVER and my greatest wish is to see you happily ever after with a certain figure oozing military macho-ness by your side. Or rub asses with Sigur Ros. Nevertheless, I wish you all the best in life *pats head*

I shall now attempt to menghiburkan you with what's been happening in my dear life tersorok in Kelantan. Do you want me to be optimistically disgusting or serve you the ugly truth on a silver plate?

*dumps 3-in-1 serbuk milo in mouth*

...*wipes mouth with the back of hand*

It sucks. It's as dead as a tikus tepi jalan. It's all pretty and such but really, for someone as vociferous as I am, (for those who knows me personally they nod their heads. See I told you so.) I'm practically suffocating in all this green serenity. Me! Complaining about the abundance of greenery and calmness and yada yada yada. It's all pretty at first but when it starts dawning on me that things aren't gonna get better or, 'livelier' during the weekends, I practically burst.

I shall not even touch on the people here. ( Medical + Dental + Allied Health Science = Let's just eat sleep poop and study for the next 5 years friends )

I'm just hanging on to a gnarly string of hope; to finish this off and get out of here. And get married to Arif of course.

But yeah, I guess when you're alone in a different place it gives you time to think so that's makes up for all the ishty business I have to go through.

Moving on, Arif's been a complete love to me. The obsessive hopeless jiwang he is, his world revolves around me. Which is unhealthy. Which, made me told him so.
What would you do if your partner is just the exact opposite of who you are? Isn't compatibility one of the important factors that builds a relationship?
And sometimes I have to wonder; why am I even complaining? I wanted him in the first place but...he's a boy V, a BOY. Sigh.

My mood has turned into a complete permanant waste-paper basket since being here. Amidst all the glamour of being in an APEX university, my life is as mundane as a rock.

It's more than culture shock when you see your room-mate waking at 1 am to study right till the next morning and go straight to school. I mean, what the hell? Don't they have a LIFE?! The ultimate entertainment here? The bowling alley in KB Mall or PCB- Pantai Cahaya Bulan.

I'm ranting too much; it's frustrating when you can't find anyone that's even near half a kepala as you are, it sucks even more when they label you as the 'Singaporean' and treat you like a musuem artefact, complete with pongos and feathery head- gears.

Sorry, I've never really told anyone how I felt. I needed that. And I haven't even expressed with profanity here; I'm being a good girl.

DESPITE that, (hehe) I LOVE my new home. V, you HAVE to come over one day. We've decided to christen it *clears throat*.. 'Anjung Kao Chap Kao' which is Anjung 99. Kao Chap Kao is 99 in hokkien and fits perfectly since Klang's major chinese community speaks Hokkien. The irony of it is our neighbour (I wonder if you know Louisa; from church maybe?) well yeah, she's our neighbour and her house is a mini-church. You'd put the cross sign on the roof and I'd be expecting people to come for mass every Sunday. Whereas our house next to it is like, the ultimate kampung/colonial getaway. Complete with atap nipah and a patio made from wood,a black and white exterior, a pond and a red gate.

"Haaallelujah" and Kao Chap Kao. I love it.

When does you STPM finish anyway?

I shall now do a meme. From your blog.

P.S: Anyone who's..anyone is welcome to comment on the blog and give me ideas, advice, answers whatsoever in any of my questions. Particularly about Arif. I am virtually, stuck.

The Attempted Resolution-Making List

I never really thought abt making new year's resolutions this year. For a permulaan, I've never taken these things seriously as opposed to...what freebies/new limited goodies Starbucks is giving out. I've probably never made one.

I guess I shall give it a try...
something realistic. Duh. *snorts*

1. Be smarter.
(My amazing self wonders how this is possible because my existence is beyond all this lowly tardy things such as smartness. *Sigh*....but I suppose one must be modest in such things and realise new-age shits such as 'constantly improving' oneself)

2. Be more modest?
(HAHA)

3. Patience...is a virtue...
(Something I actually see in me 'improving', thanks to the relationship with Arif. Lotsa give and take. Fudging consideration. It's killing me inside but...SUPPRESS the NEED TO ARGUE GIRL, DAMMIT!)I love the dude, and patience is a bloody virtue. (Whoever made that up should rot and be eaten by farting bats. PAin I tell u..sakiiiiiiiitt hati giler) But it's already under construction so.. BEEH PROUD OF ME YEW MORONS!

4. Meet V.
(nO EXCUSES. SUDAH TENTU kena buat ini resolution. My one and only setia reader of this....rats poo of merepeks)

*I can't think of anything else. Shittt. Resolution falls short of one number. I need at least 5!**squirms*

5. Err.... SING MORE!

TA-DA!! There. I did it. Simple enough I reckon, sume insya-Allah boleh dicapai punye. I feel proud of myself already *beams*.

So apa macam? Boleh kaa??

Any horse can do no.5 but I think the modesty crap is gonna be a hailstorm for me...Hmm..