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Anyway bout the blog taggage, I have been thinking and thinking and honestly, I'm not fit to post such 'exquisite' a topic up. Beautiful men? Hun, there's lots but I've been void of the media for the last...two years I think (thoroughly ashamed to admit that though) but it's the growing up. No kidding, the euphoria of being so into something has faded abruptly it's like, whoa- the years of (not that long, really) experience has sadly made me a cynical and bitter old (wo)man.
I mean, I do get all jumpitty but it just doesn't last long anymore.
Anyway these ppl would've made my list (I'd put the respective pics up when I have the time):
1. Daniel Johns- He's HAWT. It's not his looks no, frankly, it's his music which makes up for all that skinny sticky blondeness he's got all over him.
2. Hugh Grant- All that romantic comedy has got me drooling over this sucker. He's your typical (but really not so cuz 'typical' ain't 'typical' anymore if you get my drift) Brit sucker-up; in a package complete with dreamy eyes, dashing great prince charmingy dark brown locks with the puuurfect British wit anyone could ever ask for. Oh how I love him. *sigh*
3. Alex Band (The Calling, remember?)- Go..........defenestrate yourself -as V might say- if you think he's not worth your Top Ten. I nearly forgot him but then remembered back in the days where I used to think he's one hot piece of ass. A good eye-candy. He was in my mind long enough to actually blurt out his name when someone inquires me regarding my taste in men. And that's reeeaally good in Hannah's personal radar. Ok he's blonde and I don't usually dig blondes but the exception comes with Alex Band and Daniel Johns. Oh and he's got a good deep voice which is to-meleleh-for. *faints* And with him comes Alex Tan (the Malaysian model) and Alex Yoong and all the clean Alex's in the world.
Milo Ventimiglia would've made my list but I think Heroes destroyed my initial liking for him. I dunno why but it all 'kedebang kedebush' when I see him acting all murky like that. It's like.....ugh. I beg you to be all arrogant, 'mulut senget-ed' and conceited (while hiding that certain a fondness you've had for that young Gilmore) and hot, of course.
I can't really remember anything else but Aragorn is phooooooooooooket. Viggo Mortensen is another thing altogether, I can't believe they're the same person. *_*
4. Johnny Depp- Oh HOW can I forget God's masterpiece? He. ISN'T. Real. Ooh I soo have this urge to smooch his face off right now. I have the tendency to do things on impulse. Thank God he's not here.
Oh how bout that model in the Diesel ad? 'Fuel for Life'. Don't you just luuuuuuuuurve the way his chest hair goes all nice and form a seemingly subtle perfect lil pathway down to.........*giggles*
Ok I feel all giddy already. Hooooorrrrrrny!!'s more like it.
Ah there's plenty of beautiful men but my mind's not working (tambah-ing the fact that I'm not in touch with the current occurence of what made life 'life' right now) but if you'd like to know what kinda guy I like just head off to V's blog (see I'm using your blog to finish up my dirty job again) and you'll see that my kinda man is close to Annmarie's kinda men (Mark Ronson *nods head fervently*) Ooh but with the exception of No.1 and that White guy (Naw, me no liking those two). I particularly like big, bald man so yeah, the likes of Vin Diesel and the Prison Break dudes and SHIT, BATISTA!! makes me list.
5- Batista- World's Hottest wrestler. The tattoos, the big buffed up bod, those cute little buns in cute little wrestling undies. The short-crop dark hair, the perfectly lined muscles on his thighs, those cute little waggy ears and tiny teensy line of stub on his chin. Ooh Batista......por favor?!Nehi? Pernah jadi World Heavyweight Champion la-GI yew *scoffs and puts nose up in the air* and still fighting for it....*sigh*...in vain. (DAMN the Rated-R!)
You know I'm running out of topic. I'm not supposed to be DOING a 'machiam-machiam yew' bout this. Especially when I've specifically mentioned I'm not good enough to be doing it according to my lack of knowledge on Hollywood, Bollywood, and Manlihood.
o__O
I think I'm a pragmatist.
Btw I'm reading Bel Canto and so far so goooood. It's so subtle and delicate and divine, I feel like I'm floating on white, puffy, clouds while reading it. Whereas 'Fire Me Up' is OhumGee the ULTIMATE sex novel. Wouldn't you just like reading a novel that involves incubi's (incubus- naked men appearing anywhere (naked!!) ready to have sex with you when u summon them or 'accidentally' summon them) exclaiming things like, "I can handle a threesome. I am a most virile and strenuous lover."
And "Why do you want me to wear that garment? Is it a game? Will it excite you if I do?"
"No darling, strip it all up. And don't leave anything behind."
Ok that came from me. :P
I never knew that 'incubus' had a real valid meaning to it. *wiggles eyebrows* And I thought all they do is play good alt-rock songs.
Oh and I MUST add that these incubi's are the most beautiful men ever-men that would make GQ cover models appear like a freaking sub-standard puppy tepi jahlan. But apparently you can't have too much sex with them or you'll be in constant craving for them sa-ha-JA and your lust for mortal men will dissipate (which is VERY dangerous if you'd want freakin Alex BAND in your bed) and you will leave with nothing/nada/nien cuz they'll take the souls outta you anyway.
So too much of something so good is never good. That's the moral of the story. *nods head*
And duh moral of this particular post is... well, I can never make up my mind once and for all with a string of beautiful (mortal-*hah!*) men stuck in me cuz it tends to just...play hide and seek especially when another gorgeous form of splendifourous beauty with an even more gitasmically out-of-this-world talent in a backpack appears. *Phew!*. I can be in absolute love with Jon Bon Jovi one day and possibly even Sean Ghazi when I hear him sing next. And then I look at 'Henry' dancing for Betty and he's a SAINT, God's best friend, whatever (SUH-hot to see a geek with muscles shake his booty). Paulie Bleeker is beautiful in his super-short blinding yellow-gold running shorts. Then Jamie Scott pulak is insanely adorable of the adorablest. Micah KILLS me with his curls (it's purely lust on this kid). I'm on a night train to Singapore with the Cleo's 50 Most Eligible Bachelor 2008 edition slapped on my thighs and I croon over (some) of them on the bed. They made my night. The girl's spoilt for choice. Don't blame me if I can't quite put a finger on men. I can't buat a pilihan yang tetap. I love em bastards too much to personally-hand-pick them up for personal flavah. We need to share such beauty with the world.
*tears*. Over God's greatest gift to womanhood.
3 comments:
Gosh you do ramble a lot.
Hang on I need to open your blog in another window so I won't forget everything I need to say.
This is gonna be a looong one.
Dude you can't be THAT cynical and bitter-fied already! You're only, what, a year and a half older than me? Now I really dont wanna grow up.
1.Daniel Johns
Tau pun.I expected him to be the only guy on the list, though,honestly.
2.AWW Hugh Grant! OK so it was bastardish of him to cheat on Liz Hurley with a hooker and all but I still love him for his wit and his charm and his humour which to this day is uncomparable with any udder Brit actor in Hollywood. So yeeeah he plays the same character in every movie but he's GOOD at it so who cares.
3.Alex Band. Neh.I love his voice though, but he kinda creeps me out.
4.Johnny.
DUHHH
Well actually it's supposed to be a sexiest men in music thing, but you've sorta combined all the categories into one, so that's cool.I will letcha off the hook.
Ok Milo V as Jess and Peter P. in saeson one was utterly irresistable. But I've just toally fell outta love with him after those 11 episodes of Heroes Horror that was season two.
Oh why don't you and Annmarie go get married then? *pouts*
Meh. Nooo la sayang.Aaah the Prison Break guy..Wentworth Miller, who I always mix up with Channing Tatum from Step Up.Tsk.
Oh you must let me read this Fire Me Up. Sounds pornographically amazing.
Meehehehe! Incubus =P It's why I was afraid to listen to the band at first. I wondered if they were...holy. Or whatever. And the female version is known as Succubus, and she's supposed to be WORSE.
I sorta know what you mean though. I mean, i go gagaga over a certain male mortal for about a week, and when someone prettier shows up I trun all of my passion there pulak..It's a very fickle thing. And I have my fantasies and stuff but I always know it's like a joke, and I call them my husbands and rubbish. But. I sorta hope I never grow out of it. Weird I know. But..maybe one day I'll end up having no time whatsoever to keep up with the freshest meat and one day i just won't care and think they're all bastards, the cuter they are.
Or maybe I'm just so horny that nothing will jade me.
Blehh..
But yes.
Here's to god's greatest gift to womankind.
MAN, i want my own Henry! Who makes me ice-cream with themes!
Oh don't we all want our own Henrys. Sigh. I'll die for him. In fact, I've been falling for a lot of small-eyed chinese geeks lately.
Trust me, u don't wanna grow up. It sucks the fun outta u. I'm not 'fickle' though (i never really was i suppose) but there honestly is nothing wrong with being fickle. Infact, it makes u a much more interesting conversationalist compared to me, who attempts and end up looking stupid. BUT, having said that, I appreciate a good-looking guy when i c one. I may not remember his name but I'd remember his face so yeah, I'm not too bad after all.
Succubus. I wonder what it feels like to BE one.....hmm...
to be so sexually driven all the time, to constantly keep your finesse and energy and well-known fact that ur lust is fantastic in bed, it must be terrifyingly exhausting.
Thank God I'm mortal and shtoopid.
Alex Band creeps YOU out? no effing WAY. More than half the men on YOUR list creeps the boo boo outta me. And you're terrified of Alex the cutiepie.*shakes head*
ja well....i ramble to make up for all the past false promises of updating my blog when i actually type one sentence and save it in'drafts'.
Henry..I don't geddit though. He's leaving in 17 weeks? Where to? Back to Charlie? The baby is HIS? I missed a couple of episodes areound the beginning so.
I'm not really fickle in other things, but good-looking celeb boys is one area where I am umpama lallang. Sikit sini, sikit sana. Maaan I sucks.
Hmm. Succubus. And Incubus. Well they are demons, so it's their only function. I don't really suppose they think about it or how exhausting it is. They just LIKE it.Eeks.
There was this Incubus story in True Singapore G,it was so freaky. I dunno if true or not la. But the one in the lady's story was fugly.
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